In a city where even the rats have attitude, power couple Hannah Bronfman and Brendan Fallis are living their best life in a downtown Manhattan apartment that screams, “We’re not just influencers; we’re lifestyle connoisseurs.”

A TikTok house tour by the spontaneous Caleb Simpson catapulted us into their world of decadence, and let’s just say, it’s a real estate flex and a half.

For starters, their mortgage is a cool $4,300 a month. Yes, you read that right – it’s probably more than your monthly caffeine budget, but who’s counting when you’ve got a DJ booth in your living room? That’s right, folks, this isn’t just an apartment; it’s a private concert venue.

As Simpson got the grand tour, the living room’s floor-to-ceiling bookshelves stole the show. Forget the literary gems; we’re all about that glass roof – because natural sunlight is so basic.

The backstory? The previous owner was the rare book curator at the Strand Bookstore, giving this pad more literary street cred than an unpublished Hemingway manuscript.

But the pièce de résistance? The “best bar [he’d] ever seen in New York City.” Move over, speakeasies; Hannah and Brendan are mixing up Instagrammable cocktails on a marble countertop that could rival Michelangelo’s David. No big deal.

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Now, let’s talk about their lofted bedroom. Fallis showed off a magic trick – no, not pulling a rabbit out of a hat, but the ability to frost the glass walls at the press of a button.

It’s the modern fairy tale every influencer dreams of, complete with a “cashmere wall.” Because why settle for wallpaper when you can have cashmere caressing your dreams?

The marble bathroom is not just for hygiene; it’s a sanctuary. A freestanding bathtub and a high-tech toilet that probably knows your Starbucks order – because why not?

“This is a house, it’s not an apartment,” Simpson declared, and we’re inclined to agree. This isn’t just real estate; it’s a lifestyle, darling.

But, and there’s always a but, not everyone is enamored with their extreme makeover. Some fans mourned the loss of a Victorian arch and pillars, lamenting, “Why would they get rid of the Victorian arch? 

Baby Boom, Claude Peaches Anne Fallis

But renovations are just the start of a much larger story for the Fallis family. On June 2, 2023, Claude Peaches Anne Fallis, their second child, was welcomed into the world. It was a thoughtful process to name her, honoring the family fruit basket and undoubtedly our ancestors.

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The Fallises are living our dream of being influencers, and they do not plan on stopping, from their extravagant Marrakech wedding to their massive Manhattan mansion.

This couple knows how to make headlines, whether it is about a newborn or a completely renovated apartment, as evidenced by their Instagram-worthy moments and real-life achievements.

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